For a bet with friends I had to run naked in a football game.How can I do to minimize the situation in court?

Appear 'naked' in court! Tell them you are going to tell them the 'naked' truth and nothing but the 'naked' truth so help you God! Tell them that you are 'naked' because you are as innocent as a 'naked' new born kid! Maybe they will give you a slap on your 'naked' bottom and set you free!!!.